What exactly is “beachballs booty” you may ask? As strange as it might sound, it’s from a memory long ago. An acquaintance of Mine said that My booty looked like two beachballs fighting under a blanket when I walked. I’m guessing that the blanket would be whatever I may have been wearing at the time.
Now, I’ve always had a rather round, attractive natural ass and I’m quite fixated on it. But it was brought to My attention that this was not meant to be an insult. At the time I did actually think that it was meant to be. What was I thinking?!? I can only laugh about it now.
Booty Shorts or Yoga Pants?
Indeed, you would think that I am a firm, no pun intended, wearer of booty short in the Summertime. And incorrect you would be. I only wear such shorts for pole dance class as they look a bit too risque on Me due to My hourglass figure. Now while I don’t need to do squats to maintain said booty, I do yoga amongst other types of unintentional workouts. But I must admit, I am guilty of wearing sexy yoga pant sets in and out of the studio.
Why, you may ask? In the first place, see the photo again if you felt the need to think this question in your head. Any question about that now? Look again. Actually, I too love the way I look in yoga pants. I don’t wear them as a so-called “fashion statement” the way most people do. Nor do I wear them to avoid having to “get dressed.”
Curvy Or… Curvy
Now while I don’t believe Myself to have “beachballs booty” exactly, I do believe that a large part of the attractiveness lies in the roundness. Besides, there is nothing pretty about, as My father says, an “ass so flat you can chop peaches on it.” However, beautiful booty does come in all shapes in sizes. “Shape” being the key word here.
So while you’re dreaming of My “beachballs booty” every time you’re playing volleyball on the beach, or basketball. Just remember My plush, perky ass every time that ball gets passed to you. And you can thank Me later for putting and keeping that visual in your head for the rest of your natural life. Yes, you’re welcome!
The Goddess Mya Kulpa
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