A sexy christmas can be had by all; sissy types, puppets, hypno-pets, et al. Whether you’re spending it with a fun friend, solo or indulging in a clip binge; you too can be a “ho-ho-ho” holiday freak in your own right. It definitely doesn’t have to be a silent night if you spice it up just right.
How To Have a Sexy Christmas:
1. Get Your Gifts In Gear
And your backside too. Start wrapping up new presents or even old fun and sexy things from the past and you to can have a blast. Maybe even consider wrapping up so non-conventional toys; vegetables, household objects, etc.. Anything that you can insert into yourself, slather on or suck on. Even make-up or naughty lingerie you haven’t wore in a while will do.
Then, wrap them all up in similar or same size boxes with identical wrapping paper. Mix them all up as if you were playing the coconut shell game. Now put numbers on all of them and wa-la! Sexy christmas morn, you open them up and use them in the order they’re numbered in! Use your wildest imagination. Fun, fun, fun!
2. Decorate, Procreate or Masturbate
Get those extra christmas lights and go wild! Make different areas of your home look like a burlesque stage or decorate it adult magazine style. you can use blinking or static, indoor and if you have the privacy, outdoors lights too! Set it up and set it off! Grab your favorite pumpkin spice or cake scented skin-safe candles and light up your own life.
Put on a show or lights, camera, action and strike a pose for photos you can later present to Me as a gift. Get divalicious and dirty with it, make it fun. If you’re extra extra, grab a strobe light and some gingerbread men and bite off your favorite parts or lick them in a highly arousing manner on cam.
3. Sexy Christmas Showtime!
And while you’re filming, how about getting back to the classic “Santa Baby” song and choreographing you’re very own dirty dance routine. Or you could simply perform in the mirror until you get good and turned on. The only problem being that that usually will end with you masturbating yourself to sleep. Hopefully with a candycane shaped dong while wearing a Mrs. Claus suit. Wink wink.
4. Toy Time!
If you don’t have that candycane-like dildo available, grab some tinsel, a straw and duct tape and make yourself a cute little tickler and tease your way to orgasm. Over and over again until… well… it’s gets too sensitive. But keep it going anyway because… well… because I said so. Back that ass up to a mirror and take a hairbrush or wooden spoon and spank yourself silly to the beat while listening to “Santa Baby” again.
Christmas doesn’t have to be a bore if you’re really insistent on celebrating it. And I’ll be taking christmas confessions, rather, cumfessions the day after. you’ll divulge all your naughty shenanigans then.
Happy Whatever & Merry Fuckmas!
The Goddess Mya Kulpa
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